Zombie Insurance

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$24.99

Zombie Insurance Protection

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Don’t be caught off guard this year when the brigade of zombies comes after you and your loved ones. Pick up your very own zombie apocalypse insurance today. This one of a kind purchase will come delivered in a large envelope. This certificate is on thick stock paper with our signature zobies, and all the protection you need to prevent zombification and reinstate yourself back to the living. Purchase this for yourself or as the best gift ever against the undead. This gift idea will certainly get a WOW from everyone who receives it. The zombie outbreak is already happening. Don’t miss out get it today. This price will only be available for a limited time during our undead Christmas special, so act fast.

Disclaimer

We are not responsible for anything other than the delivery of this unique gift. Zombie insurance is strictly for entertainment purposes only. Sorry no refunds for the living or the undead. Give a gift this year that is sure to impress, your very own zombie insurance.

An eternity of thanks to you and your walkers, lurkers, dead ones, roamers, and geeks!